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The FuNNy FaRm offers home grown Comic
Postcards. Our high
quality Hybrid
Bowling Ball Seeds
are second to none! We also hawk tiny "booklets". These include:
How To Cook Bowling
Balls, and
Developing a Barnyard
Philosophy
. Bowling Ball Seeds Gloriosa Strike-A-Bunda Hybrid variety! Packet $3 PPD. The Cow Jumped Over The Moon $1.50 PPD. All the animals and people at ThE FuNNy Farm have put their heads together and come up with our collective BARNYARD PHILOSOPHY. This not so weighty tome is $3.50 including shipping. The chickens, horses, pigs, cows, cats, dogs, goats, and sheep all got their two cents in! (Which adds up to $3.50 including shipping.) Following are a few of the pearls of wisdom to be found within: THE DOG SCOOP "It's a dog eat hot dog world out there." CAT MARKINGS "Just say NO to catnip." GOAT DROPPINGS "Kids are just little goats" Horse Apples "There seem to be more horse's asses then horses." Cow Pies "There are no sacred cow pies." Kitty Litter "Its not paranoia if they really are after you." Shear Sheep: "The same old moon... the same old stars... But not the same old ewe!" | |
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